BuBBa's Rulz 2 Live By

# 1 Dont drink more beer than you-alls refrigrator kan hold

# 2 Dont pet aligaters (accordin 2 Lefty)

# 3 Dont fart close to the kampfir

# 4 Always do what yer wife sezs (until she leaves)

# 5 Dont test lite sokets with a wet finger

# 6 Dont spit tobbaccer juice outta yer truks windwings

# 7 Always wear yer pants ta work (No matter how much yous had ta drink)

# 8 Dont use dinomite with a short fuse 4 fishin

# 9 Dont let yer huntin budies katch u with pantyhose on

# 10 When noodlin, make shur u know the diffrence betweenst fish and beavrs

# 11 Rmember, red beer qualfys as health food

# 12 When trollin for deer dont carry yer arrer in yer bow

# 13 Dont use yer kids kitens fer limb line bait

# 14 Dont shoot Santas raindeer (evens if it will fill yer frezer)

# 15 When the game wordan katchs u fishin with dinomite, lite a stik, hand it to him, and ask em, " U gonna fish or write mes a ticket?"

# 16 Dont fish and ski at the sames time

# 17 No matter what ya heard, dont go given yer wife stinkbait as parfumes

# 18 When gittin skunk sent fer trappin, make shur the skunk is dead

# 19 Dont hunt at the zoo (evens though they have lots of ex-zotics)

# 20 And the Most Impotent one of all--Dont go to Kanada theres strange people up theres (some-ofem named Sigh-eef)

BuBBa & Wannita's