BuBBa's Rulz 2 Live By
# 1 Dont drink more beer than you-alls refrigrator kan hold
# 2 Dont pet aligaters (accordin 2 Lefty)
# 3 Dont fart close to the kampfir
# 4 Always do what yer wife sezs (until she leaves)
# 5 Dont test lite sokets with a wet finger
# 6 Dont spit tobbaccer juice outta yer truks windwings
# 7 Always wear yer pants ta work (No matter how much yous had ta drink)
# 8 Dont use dinomite with a short fuse 4 fishin
# 9 Dont let yer huntin budies katch u with pantyhose on
# 10 When noodlin, make shur u know the diffrence betweenst fish and beavrs
# 11 Rmember, red beer qualfys as health food
# 12 When trollin for deer dont carry yer arrer in yer bow
# 13 Dont use yer kids kitens fer limb line bait
# 14 Dont shoot Santas raindeer (evens if it will fill yer frezer)
# 15 When the game wordan katchs u fishin with dinomite, lite a stik, hand it to him, and ask em, " U gonna fish or write mes a ticket?"
# 16 Dont fish and ski at the sames time
# 17 No matter what ya heard, dont go given yer wife stinkbait as parfumes
# 18 When gittin skunk sent fer trappin, make shur the skunk is dead
# 19 Dont hunt at the zoo (evens though they have lots of ex-zotics)
# 20 And the Most Impotent one of all--Dont go to Kanada theres strange people up theres (some-ofem named Sigh-eef)