BuBBa's Favrite Sayins

1. Like stink on a polecat

2. Like a chickn on a junbug

3. Meaner than a sak full of rattlesnakes

4. Dumber than a box of rocks

5. Slicker than snot on a doorknob

6. Colder than a welldiggers destination

7. Happier than a coondog on a bare leg

8. So hot seen a hornytoad pakin a canteen

9. Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin contest

10. Worthless as tits on a boar

11. Hottr than a 2 dollar pistol

12. Happier than a fat sow in da sunshine

13. Busier than a one-armed paper hangr

14. Coldr than a mother-in-laws kiss

15. Slicker than deer guts on a skinnin knife

16. Nervous as a long-taild cat in a room ful of rockin chairs

17. So tight he walks over a penny an his Butt quivrs.

18. Shakin lik a litle dog poopin peach pits

19. Tighter than a fur ball in da cats butt

20. Slicker than clean soks on a waxed floor

21. Colder than a witches tit in a brass brassier

22. Busier than a blind man at a stripper show

23. If'n Ize wuz any happier Id' have ta pay a happy tax

24. Hottr than butter on a biscuit

25. Busier than a one-legged cat ina sandbox

26. Well then cut off my legs an call me shorty

27. Lower than a snakes belly ina wagonrut

28. Well color me stupid

29. Ben beat wit a big ugly stick

30. Happier than a dog rollin ona dead cat

31. Handier than a poket on a shirt

32. Finer than frog hair

33. Madder than the snake that married the garden hose

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