Wannita tells all bout BuBBa

1. BuBBa is so dumb he thinks Taco Bell is a mexican fone company.

2. BuBBa is so dumb it takes him 3 hours ta watch 60 minutes.

3. BuBBa's brain is slowr than molasses in da wintr time.

4. BuBBa walked thru da forest of ugly & got hit by evry branch.

5. BuBBa's so ugly, his mama used ta sit 'em in da corner & feeds him wit a sling shot.

6. BuBBa's so ugly, his mama took 'em ta work wit her jus ta keep from kissin him goodbye.

7. Trojan once wanted to use BuBBa's face as an incentive fer other people ta use contraceptives.

8. BuBBa's belly is so big he aint' seen his toes fer 5 years.

9. BuBBa has ben barred from 37 states.

10. BuBBa's favrite past time (besides huntin) is readin in da outhouse.

11. When eatin' shuld have a sign on him that sez "keep hands and feet away frum dis openin

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