If'n BuBBa ran Microsoft...

This wuld be what we'd be a runnin on our puter!!

Da number 1 praduct wuld be Winders '95

Instead of an hour glass icon ours wuld have an empty beer bottle

Instead of dialog boxes that says yes, no, & cancel ours wuld say, ahh-right, naw, & git

Instead of 'Ta-dah' our openin sound wuld be 'Duelin Banjos'

Power Point wuld be Par-pawnt

Da recycle bin icon wuld look like an outhouse

Flight semulator wuld be replaced to da 'tractr pull semulator'

Hard wares culd be replaced usin parts from his '36 chevy

Dis 'puters protected by Smith & Wesson Screen-Saver

Instead of theme song "Start me Up", we'd be usin "Achey Breaky Heart"

Whenevers ya pulls up yer sound player, ya'd hear "Sweet Home Alabama"

Occasonaly, ya'd bring up a winder dat wuz coverd wit a hefty bag & sum duct tape

One wrong turn whilst surfin da net an you'd be face ta face wit a 12 gage

Microsoft Word wuld includes in it a phonetic spell checker

My Computer icon wuld sey My Puter

Internet icon wuld sey Innernet

My Briefcase wuldnt' be ther at all

Mail Box icon wuld be a reel Mail Box

Dial up networking wuld be 2 cans wit a string

Our compenny theme song " Da first thing ya know, ole BuBBa's a billionaire"