BuBBa's Dictionary

Allege: A high rock shelf

Arson: Our daughters brother

Autobiography: A history of cars

Avowal: a, e, I, o, u, an sometimes y

Backward: Patient rooms at da rear of da hospital

Bassinet: What every fisherman wants

Belong: To take yer time

Carpet: A dog who enjoys ridin in a automobile

Coffee: Break Fluid

Comma: What a medium falls into

Condescend: A prisoner escapin down da wall usin a rope

Deduce: De lowest card in de deck

Denounce: Words that name things, not de verbs, de adjectives, etc.

Document: Repeatin what yer dokter told ya in yer own words

Dogma: A mother dog

Eclipse: What a gardener does to yer hedge

Earthquake: A topographical error

Falsehood: Someone who pretends ta be a gangster

Feast: An eat wave

Flattery: Phony express

Fission: What BuBBa does when he plays hookey from work

Friday: Da day we eats fish & chips

Gentle: Non-Jewish

Geometry: What da acorn said when it grew up

Grateful: What it takes ta build a good fire

Handicap: A ready-ta-use hat

Hari-Kari: Transportin a wig

Hunger: What da posse did to da lady rustler

Hypothesis: What a boy says ta his Pa on the telephone

Ice cream: Yell a lot

Intense: Where campers sleep

Ketchup: What da runners behind in da race want ta do

Kinship: Yer brothers boat

Laundress: A gown worn while sittin on da grass

Legend: The edge of da cliff

Midget: Center engine of a three-engine fast plane

Minimum: A very small mother

Monday: Self explanatory

Nitrate: Cheapest price for callin long distance

Observatory: What Washington asked his spies ta do

Pandemonium: A place fer pandas ta live

Paradise: Those white things ya roll, rites after ya place a bet

Paradox: Two dokters

Paraffins: Found on da sides of fish

Paralyze: Two lies instead a one

Praise: Talkin ta God

Protein: An advocate of teen-agers rights

Rampage: The part of a book bout male sheep

Sarcasm: Quip lash

Saturday: Bettr than standin all day

Sherbet: A tip on a horse race or sportin event

Skier: A person who jumps to contusions

Sleet: A slipcover fer yer bed

Stirrup: What ya do ta cake batter

Subsidy: A town unnerneath another town

Sunday: Oppisit of a cloudy day

Tenure: A year after nine year

Thursday: How ya feel afters crossin a hot desert

Tuesday: What it takes Wannita to mow da yard

Unabated: A fishhook wit out a worm

Valorous: A big animal vit tusks vot lives in vater

Vanguard: A person dat protects trucks

Violinist: A high strung musician

Warehouse: What BuBBa asks when hes had too much ta drink an gits lost

Wednesday: What ya ask when its' been a long nite

Wholesale: Where a gopher goes to git a home

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