Wannita's Woe's

Well girls, I'm back, an I wants ta wish ya alls a happie new years. BuBBa an mes off to our normel start this year. As all you girls well knows, deer huntin seeson is over. An if yers husbend is anything likes my BuBBa, yer probly sittin there tryin to take count of what didnt git hocked so he culd afferds to go huntin. An probly wondrin hows da heck can wes eat when he didsnt' fill his tags. Well, worrys no more girls, cuz Wannita's here to help ya wit all dat.

First thing is ya gots to rmember is, ya aint a gonna starve. An ya cant blame da poor guys cuz them deer is smartz animals. (See my rulz fer a happy mare-age bout men knot havin lots of smartz). Them there deer know hows to avoids hunters like mine BuBBa. Most guys thinks they can trak deer, but I can tells ya most of them deers knows how to trak them there hunters! They knows how to stand just outta range of there arrers an there guns! Its like a game to dem there deers. Well, I know, Ive seen deers just stand there an look at mines BuBBa an I swear there a laffin at em. Then theres the deer thats a feelin adventrous an come so close as if a tauntin my BuBBa to try ta git em, all da whiles standin behind a limb knowins my BuBBa cant get a good shot off on em. An then ya gots da ones dat sneaks up on ya just when they knows ya not a payins attenshun an stands write unners da tree an snorts at yas just to see if yers awake or not. Then like a flash there gone. Just come up ta sees if ya wuz awake!! Da nerve of them deer! So girls, dont fret. Ive' got a recipe fer deer tag stew that will keeps yer man from a starvin. Just tell them boys its a deer stew surprize an theyll' never knows da diffrence. Buts most impotently, dont lets yer man fergit da fact he never filled his tags. That way he mites try harder next year. An ya all knows what that means. Means he'll be gone just that much more. Yep, more free time fer us girls to shop!!!!

Wannita's Deer Tag Stew

1 good clean deer tag

2 cups water

1 cup flower

1/4 cup possom fat

10 Habanero Jalapeno peppers-chopped

(this is da suprize part) &

( if yaz wants an oriental flavor trys Chinese Mustard & forgits da peppers)

1/2 cup mushrooms

4 garlic cloves-chopped

2 onions-chopped

pepper & salt to taste

Heat yer vegetable oil in yer kettle thens drag yer clean deer tag threw da flower, coatin it on both sides. Brown da flowerd tag in oil an removes to a plate. Drain off da oil from yer kettle. Put water in da kettle an returns da tag to da kettle, rmembrin to stir often. Add peppers, garlic, mushrooms an onions. Mix well, an if need be, yous can add more water if it dont look like its gonna make enuf. Bring to a boil, an stir in da salt an pepper. Lower da heat to simmer, an cover an cook for 1 hour. This wills seal in da flavor. Then removes da lid an add mores water if ya needs to, an simmer 30 more minutes. Serve hot. Guaranteed to warm up his belly an hopesfuly lites a fire under him fer next year.

Yep, thats all there is to it girls. No needs ta thanks me fer a savin da day. Hopes ya all have da best of new years. Till next time.....

Wannita