Things most peoples dont'

no bout Wannita!

Nose hare doubles fer a mus-tashe

When its a her time of da month, all da critters runs scared

When she takes her monthly bath, da pigs wont drink from da trough fer 2 days

Gits reel xcited when comes time to pick cukumbers

Boobs hang so low, looks like she has 3 belly-butons (2 outties & 1 innie)

Kan braids her arm-pits hare

Kan smoke & peppers my eggs at da same time (she sez its pepper)

Uses Raid fer femnine hygene spray

Her secret ingredents fer chiken soup is swamp water & not pluckin da chiken

Hunts duck & other small birds with her double-barrel bra & birdshot (kinda intrestin to watch her hunt)

Bra doubles as a back-pak (seeinz how shes my pak mule)

Kan whistle like a mockkin-bird on one of dem telefone poles (shes only got 5 teef)

Drives a bud-wiser truk-5 foot 10, ways 180 pounds, an wares size 14 1/2 boots, (mens), an dont' use a dolly- she karrys in da kegs

Has a valid drivers license in 3 states (sober, drunk, & past out)

Has kick-butt recipe fer deer tag stew (knot spicie enuf though)

Kan milk a cow & 2 goats at da same time

Her breath doubles fer skunk repelent

Kan schoot da eyes out of a possum at a hunred yards

Uses a coon-dik toothpik

Has a superior knowledge of da Enlish langage